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On July 4th, 2026, America turns 250. A quarter millennium of grit, glory, heartbreak, and hope. This isn't just a birthday — it's a milestone that only comes once in a lifetime.
This Limited Edition youth tee brings the fun to the 250th — because let's be honest, 250 birthdays deserves a giggle. Soft, comfortable, and made for the youth, who are already funnier than most adults. When this drop is gone, it's gone.
A note from us: Our founder is British — but America adopted him. Fourteen years in California, a daughter born American, and a life built on this side of the Atlantic. This collection isn't business. It's home.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd² (180 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Classic fit
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Tear-away tag
• Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
• Blank product sourced from the Dominican Republic, Honduras, Haiti, Nicaragua, or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Age restrictions: For children
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, phthalates, lead and flammability level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Proper Nonsense and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 16552 Pro Circle
Unit D
Huntington Beach
92649 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
250 Birthday Candle - Still Glowing Youth tee
$27.00
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$27.00
Regular price
This Limited Edition youth tee brings the fun to the 250th — because let's be honest, 250 birthdays deserves a giggle. Soft, comfortable, and made for the youth, who are already funnier than most adults. When this drop is gone, it's gone.
A note from us: Our founder is British — but America adopted him. Fourteen years in California, a daughter born American, and a life built on this side of the Atlantic. This collection isn't business. It's home.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd² (180 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Classic fit
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Tear-away tag
• Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
• Blank product sourced from the Dominican Republic, Honduras, Haiti, Nicaragua, or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Age restrictions: For children
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, phthalates, lead and flammability level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Proper Nonsense and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 16552 Pro Circle
Unit D
Huntington Beach
92649 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 20 ½ | 16 |
| S | 22 | 17 |
| M | 23 ½ | 18 |
| L | 25 | 19 |
| XL | 26 ½ | 20 |